Sorry Kerry.

I was maybe 12 or 13?

Anyway, I took our dog, Kerry to the shops with me like I often used to do.

I made her "sit and stay" outside the shop whilst I went in for whatever.

When I got back home my mum said "Where's Kerry?"

I then realized I had forgotten to bring her home with me.

I quickly ran back to the shops and there she was, still "sitting and staying".

Sorry Kerry!

Master Of The Universe

When I was about 20 I joined the Masters of the Universe fan club. I can't remember if it was via a collection of crisp packets or from some cereal boxes.
Regardless, when I received my membership I was forever to be known as Stardack McCabe!!!!!